Nonnie requested a crossover with Kurt and Blaine in Pawnee. This … happened. Spoilers through the season finales of both Glee and Parks and Recreation. Part 1 of 2!
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“I can’t believe this tiny town has a gay bar,” Kurt says over the music, raising his fists and shimmying. He absently tucks his lower lip between his teeth, providing yet another piece of evidence for Blaine’s ‘a not-trying-to-be-sexy Kurt Hummel is a dead sexy Kurt Hummel’ hypothesis.
“I can’t believe you wanted to come to it,” Blaine replies, shimmying back at him. “And that the Snake Hole and the Glitter Factory weren’t also gay bars. Seriously? ‘The Snake Hole’?”
“You have clearly been watching some weird porn,” Kurt says. Blaine loves that tone and that head tilt; they’re flirty and frank and making fun of him a little, and challenging.
The thing is, Kurt has gotten very good at being sexy when he is trying, too.

Ben: You’re going to rip out his spine with your teeth, and then chew it up and gargle with it.
Leslie: I love it when you’re needlessly disgusting.
The Debate - Episode 4.20
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LESLIE: I think this is gonna be a really good bonding experience with Ron. Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.
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